ÿþ<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/loose.dtd"> <html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"> <head> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" /> <title>My Printer Broke, </title> <style type="text/css"> @font-face { font-family: Helvetica ; /** src: url( gfont.ttf ) format("truetype"); */ } .album{ border: 1px dashed #FFFFFF; padding-left:10px; padding-right:10px; background-color:black; } body { font-family: gfont; font-size:24px; /** background-color:#703032; */ background-color:#252d2d; color:green; } a{ color: #ffbb18;; } a:visited{ color: #DC130f; } a:hover{ color: #000044; } .show_dates { position:absolute; top:430px; left:130px; padding-left:10px; padding-right:10px; z-index:100; width:600px; color:#F8F8F9; opacity:0.9; } .other_hover{ position:absolute; top:665px; left:10px; z-index:100; } </style> </head> <body style="margin: 0px auto; background-image:url('images/icecream2.jpg'); background-repeat:repeat-y;"> <div id="container" > <div id="logo"> <img src="images/logo.png" alt="" title="My Printer Broke,"> </div> <div class="show_dates" style="background:black;opacity:0.7"> <ul> <h3> Upcoming Shows </h3> <li>Aug 11 at No Crompton, w/ Scumeating, Waiting For The Pagans, Grahm Isaac</li> <!-- li>Business tanking because of the shitty economy? My Printer Broke will PAY TO PLAY your <i>FAILING BUSINESS!</i> Act Now! myprinterbroke{<@>}gmail.com <li--> </div> <div class="other_hover" style="margin-left:100px;padding-bottom:100px;padding:80px 20px 20px 20px"> <div id="about" style="width:800px;color:#F8F8F9;background-color:black;opacity:0.7;padding: 20px 20px 20px 20px" > <h1> About The Band </h1> My Printer Broke, is a "freedom isn't free jazz" grunge ensemble from Seattle, Wa. <br/> It currently consists of <a href="http://boontdusties.com/journal">Garrett Kelly</a>, <a href="http://teaandweed.wordpress.com">Rachel LeBlanc</a> & Zack Shaw. Rotating orbs also include, Bunker Kaziu, Jake Fiolek, <a href="http://slashedtires.com">Kenjob</a>, Jared Harkness, & Catherine. </div> <div id="music" style="width:800px;color:#C1CbCf;background-color:black;opacity:0.7;padding: 20px 20px 20px 20px"> <div id="intro" style="background-color:black;padding: 20px 20px 20px 20px;"> <h3>An Introduction To My Printer Broke,</h3> <strong>We've recorded everything we've ever done. It's all here for you to download. If you want an introduction what we think is the 'core' MPB 'sound' start w/ these tracks:</strong> <ul> <li><a href="mp3/limitless/limitless-desert.mp3">Limitless Desert</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/busyman/busyman.mp3">Busy Man</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/unwelcome/unwelcome-houseguests.mp3">Unwelcome Houseguests</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/shame-on-you/Shame%20On%20You.mp3">Shame On You / I Have Come To Set You Free</a></li> </ul> </div> <h1> Free Music (Newest First)</h1> <div id="open-mic" class="album"> <h3> Do not invite us to the coffee shop.</h3> First ever Rachel/Garrett duo in public. Worst open mic ever. <br/> <ul> <li><a href="mp3/worst-open-mic/worst-open-mic-ever.mp3">Worst Open Mic Ever </a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="firestone" class="album"> <h3> Firestone</h3> Rachel, Garrett, and Eric Ostrowski. Like riding a bike. <br/> <ul> <li><a href="mp3/firestone/new-dodge-durango.mp3">New Dodge Durango </a></li> <li><a href="mp3/firestone/theres-a-place-in-france.mp3">There's a place in France</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/firestone/red-ribbon-carousel.mp3">Red Ribbon Carousel</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/firestone/jockstrap.mp3">Jockstrap</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="powerballard" class="album"> <h3> Power Ballard Backlash</h3> Live "Spotlight" performance at the infamous IN as part of the MOVE open mic. Zack comes groveling back after months and months of bad mouthing "the band" which he claims "doesn't exist". Probably one of the more feral live performances we've done, heavy on the theme of the fucking Seattle 'grange' scene, Obama birth certificate Americana dipshittery & Donald Trump jellying his hairjob up our collective asses. <br/> <p/> P.S. Why do you still work at your job? I SAID QUIT ALREADY. <br/> <ul> <li><a href="mp3/powerballardbacklash/power-ballard-backlash.mp3">Power Ballard Backlash</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="warpigs" class="album"> <h3> War Pigs</h3> After what news reports are calling a Sabbatical, Garrett/Rachel return to the "My Printer Broke," inner state of being and churn out some cutthroat shit. Truth is, the band never stopped playing - we were just resting between notes for an obnoxiously long time. We also started a sister band in order to get 'famous' so we can devote all our time to My Printer Broke, ==> <a href="http://wamü.com">WaMü</a> <br/> Enjoy! And quit your job! <br/> <ul> <li><a href="mp3/warpigs/crawdad.mp3">Crawdad Cleveland Killed A Man On A Hawaiian Cruise</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/warpigs/oldsmokey.mp3">On Top Of Old Smokey</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/warpigs/heavy.mp3">Heavy Like The Melvins w/ %100 Less Conservative Bullshit To Say</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/warpigs/breathes.mp3">It Breathes New Life Into Things / Let It Show Your Weakness</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/warpigs/recruiting.mp3">Recruiting Call</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/warpigs/skinnyreprise.mp3">Skinny Club (Reprise)</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/warpigs/sitting.mp3">Sitting In A Hole In The Goddamn Ground</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/warpigs/finishline.mp3">I Can See THe Finish Line / White Guilt</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/warpigs/anotherlife.mp3">In Another Life</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/warpigs/justquit.mp3">Just Quit ALready</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="laptop" class="album"> <h3> You took my laptop, I took your picture</h3> Rachel/Garrett duo recorded straight to iPhone voice memo in the new practice space, an empty bedroom at Garrett's new house. These tracks are a philosophical response to Garrett having his laptop stolen by assholes and dealing w/ technology that can view the suspects as they play around on the internet w/ their new loot. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/laptop/win%20always.mp3">Win Always</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/laptop/in%20darkness.mp3">In Darkness</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/laptop/windshield.mp3">Windshield</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/laptop/police%20blunders.mp3">Police blunders</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/laptop/reading%20off%20licenses%20numbers.mp3">Reading off license numbers</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/laptop/surfs%20up.mp3">Surf's up</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/laptop/new%20years%20eve.mp3">New Years Eve</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/laptop/alright,%20bright%20eyes.mp3">alright,bright eyes</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/laptop/burned%20alive.mp3">burned alive</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/laptop/Turn%20Right%20Around.mp3">Turn Right Around</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/laptop/Kitty%20Calendar.mp3">Kitty Calendar</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/laptop/Stakeout!.mp3">Stakeout!</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/laptop/You%20took%20my%20laptop,%20I%20took%20your%20picture.mp3">You took my laptop, I took your picture</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="prime-numbers" class="album"> <h3> Prime Numbers</h3> Trio w/ Kaz, Rachel, Garrett. No one drives so we had to use the instruments and amps that were in our new practice space. We put Rachel primarily on bass because it makes sense to make the guy with a broken foot (Kaz), play drums. These came out sounding sorta like Primus. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/primus/1.streetsymph.mp3">Gimme Gimme, Street Symphony</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/primus/2.prime.mp3">Prime Numbers</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/primus/3.landsend.mp3">Lands End</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/primus/4.skinnyclub.mp3">Skinny Club</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/primus/5.grindcore.mp3">Grindcore</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/primus/6.fasttimes.mp3">Fast Times At Ridgemont High</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/primus/7.conga.mp3">Conga Line</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="moontemple" class="album"> <h3> Moon Temple</h3> Live show in the banquet room of the Moon Temple, a Chinese restaurant in Wallingford. This is where the band was originally concieved, some ten months previous. We go on last, right after a dj, at about 1:15 in the morning. The few stragglers still there are completely wasted and pumped up because of a surprise visit from the Seattle scarf guy. Set ends with a dart board falling on Zack, getting unplugged, and some asshole stealing Rachel's camera and inciting gang warfare. Recording ends prematurely, but manages to capture the first in a long line of performances of the National Anthem. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/moontemple/1.tenthousand.mp3">10,000 tadpoles in a mason jar, warming on the front porch like sun tea</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/moontemple/2.starspangled.mp3">Star Spangled Banner</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/moontemple/3.stranger.mp3">I need a Stranger cheat sheet in order to vote.</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/moontemple/4.teaparty.mp3">The Tea Party</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/moontemple/5.freedomisntfreejazz.mp3">Freedom isn't free jazz</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="fulltilt" class="album"> <h3> Full Tilt</h3> (coming soon) </div> <div id="caffienefreedreams" class="album"> <h3> Caffiene Free Dreams</h3> Trying to get off the stranglehold of coffee. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/caffienefree/ihaveacaffienefreedream.mp3">I have a caffiene free dream</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/caffienefree/deeppurple.mp3">Deep Purple</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/caffienefree/emeraldcitychickenliver.mp3">Emerald City Chicken Liver</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/caffienefree/sandstorm.mp3">Sandstorm</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/caffienefree/kickitsoitsdown.mp3">Kick it so it's down</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/caffienefree/frommeto.mp3">From me, to</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/caffienefree/endofanera.mp3">End of an era</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/caffienefree/dennyregrade.mp3">Denny Regrade</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/caffienefree/amplify.mp3">I need someone to amplify myself</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="adaptandsteal" class="album"> <h3> The Only Way I Know To Adapt, Is To Steal</h3> Kaz, Rachel & Garrett trying out the new practice space, letting the beard rocks guys in the space next door that #grungeisback. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/toadapt_tosteal/onlyone.mp3">There Can Be Only One</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/toadapt_tosteal/wakeup.mp3">Wake Up. It's Something To Do.</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/toadapt_tosteal/mommadethem.mp3">But My Mom Made Them</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/toadapt_tosteal/adaptandsteal.mp3">The Only Way I Know To Adapt, Is To Steal</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/toadapt_tosteal/freelance.mp3">Free Lance</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/toadapt_tosteal/itsnotenough.mp3">It's Not Enough</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="changing-faces" class="album"> <h3> Changing Faces - Live At Carousel Festival 5</h3> Part of the My Printer Broke, comeback tour. Stripped down to a power trio of Zack, Rachel, & Garrett. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/changingfaces/changingfaces.mp3">Changing Faces</a></li> </ul> <iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/14552897" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"></iframe><p> <iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/14553673" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"></iframe><p> </div> <div id="fourth" class="album"> <h3>Fourth Of July Romper Room</h3> Garrett got incrediably drunk on the 4th to celebrate his independence. No one else who was hanging out at the house including family & friends were even tipsy. Garrett & Kenneth started making a loud racket. These tracks have occasional interruptions from upset guests. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/fourthofjuly/candymuscle.mp3">Candy Muscle</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/fourthofjuly/bananabluetooth.mp3">Banana Bluetooth</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="joelbday" class="album"> <h3>Joel's Punk Rock Birthday Party'</h3> We played for Joel's birthday party. He kept drawing pictures of himself singing for a band and so we honored his request, playing outside on his driveway for all of Ballard to hear. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/joel/joel.mp3">Joel's Punk Rock Birthday Party'</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="banned" class="album"> <h3>Banned</h3> Oops. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/banned/Banned.mp3">Banned</a></li> </ul> <iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/14555250?title=0&amp;byline=0&amp;portrait=0" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"></iframe><p> <iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/14555340?title=0&amp;byline=0&amp;portrait=0" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"></iframe><p> <iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/14555403?title=0&amp;byline=0&amp;portrait=0" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"></iframe><p> </div> <div id="what-a-band-where" class="album"> <h3>What A Band, Where?</h3> Two sets by Garrett. What or Who is My Printer Broke,? What is the true My Printer Broke, nature? Who belongs in the band? Who says? Everyone is in it they just don't know it yet, they just don't know it yet, they just don't know it yet. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/what-a-band-where/what-a-band-where.mp3">What a Band, Where?</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/what-a-band-where/Exceptions.mp3">Exceptions</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="summer&sleep" class="album"> <h3>Summer & Sleep Deprivation</h3> I am so sleep deprived I don't even remember when we did this. Garrett&Rachel. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/no-guarantees/No%20Guarantees.mp3">No Guarantees</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="snowleopard" class="album"> <h3>Snow Leopard</h3> Caitlin Payne doing a My Printer Broke,, imitation on KAOS radio and living up to our motto: "Everyone is in the band, they just don't now it yet." <ul> <li><a href="mp3/snowleopard/snowleopard.mp3">Snow Leopard</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="shame" class="album"> <h3>Shame On You / I Have Come To Set You Free</h3> Trio shakedown: Zack, Rachel, Garrett. Oil themes / Moses re-enactments. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/shame-on-you/1.%20This%20is%20a%20test%20of%20the%20emergency%20broadcast%20system.mp3">This is a test of the emergency broadcast system</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/shame-on-you/2.%20Shame%20On%20You.mp3">Shame On You</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/shame-on-you/3.%20Top%20Kill.mp3">Top Kill</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/shame-on-you/4.%20As%20above,%20so%20below.mp3">As Above, So Below</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/shame-on-you/5.%20I%20have%20come%20to%20set%20you%20free.mp3">I Have Come To Set You Free </a></li> <li><a href="mp3/shame-on-you/6.%20There%20will%20be%20pie%20in%20the%20sky%20when%20I%20die.mp3">There will be pie in the sky when I die</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/shame-on-you/7.%20Ooo,%20heaven%20is%20a%20place%20on%20earth.mp3">Ooo, heaven is a place on earth</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/shame-on-you/Shame%20On%20You.mp3">Shame On You / I Have Come To Set You Free - FULL SET</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="fish-puke" class="album"> <h3>Fish Puke</h3> Garrett solo. Experiment in bad blues. Jandek inspired. Trying to invoke the gag reflex while 'singing'. Thinking about the <strong>STUPID HORRIBLE FUCKING OIL SPILL</strong> helps. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/fish-puke/DrunkOnNothin.mp3">Drunk on Nothin'</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="dayjobs" class="album"> <h3>Chopsticks Koan</h3> A meditation on the movie 'Big'. Also, one time Garrett heard someone on a set of library steps open up his backpack, pull out some food, and exclaim "Fuck, what am I going to do with only one chopstick?". This track seeks to answer that question: Solo Garrett playing no-tuning guitar & one chopstick. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/chopsticks/chopstix-on-a-floor-piano.mp3">Chopstix on A Floor Piano</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="dayjobs" class="album"> <h3>Dayjobs</h3> Exhibit A: Harsh realities of telecommuting. Solo Garrett. Exhibit B: New Age Therapy. Duo Rachel/Garrett. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/telecommute/telecommute.mp3">Telecommute Telecommunication</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/telecommute/positive-vibes.mp3">Positive Vibes</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="Volcano Vacation" class="album"> <h3>Volcano Vacation</h3> The end of a small get-together. The compression setting was set on the recording device so this is a pretty distorted account. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/volcano/Volcano-Vacation.mp3">Volcano Vacation</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="metal-mayhem" class="album"> <h3>Metal Mayhem</h3> My Printer Broke, has sorta become the 'house' band of <a href="http://hollowearthradio.org">Hollow Earth Radio</a> - playing on Rachel's Wednesday show(5-7pm) more often than not. Here's a recent set w/ Kaz, Rachel & Garrett. Kaz brought this new electronic guitar and we played some Black Sabbath covers. After that, we took some metal air ducts that we pulled out of the new Hollow Earth Radio public space and banged on them. There is a brief barbershop <del>quartet</del> trio at the end. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/metal-mayhem/black-sabbath-is-a-microchip.mp3">Black Sabbath Is A Microchip</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/metal-mayhem/air-ducts.mp3">Air Ducts</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="odds" class="album"> <h3>Odds</h3> Another AM Radio recording (blasting AM Radio static in the car driving around the Josephine looking for a parking space). Kaz is playing trumpet out the window, rolled down. Rachel is hitting a tambourine. The gas pedal is adjusting the pitch. <br/></p> "Branches" is just that - Garrett playing a full drumset using a giant tree branch he found outside while walking around. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/odds/540.mp3">540 AM Radio</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/odds/Branches.mp3">Branches</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="rhinocerus" class="album"> <h3>Rhinocerus</h3> Zack/Garrett duo; a meditation on old age. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/rhinocerus/rhinocerus.mp3">Rhinocerus</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="turtle-rock" class="album"> <h3>Turtle Rock</h3> Amber had a doctors appointment so Garrett needed to watch the two kids she nanny's for an hour. After the kids threatened to cut off all of Garrett's hair and make him bald and continuously chanted the Imperial Death March, Garrett got the ingenius idea to setup an impromptu My Printer Broke, sesh. Here are Garrett, Lou (4) and Stella(3) playing several improvised tracks using microphone, drums, trumpet, bugle (played by the kids!), echo machine, clown horn, mini-accordian. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/turtle-rock/jazz-fundamentals.mp3">Jazz Fundamentals </a></li> <li><a href="mp3/turtle-rock/space-odyssey.mp3">Space Odyssey</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/turtle-rock/smash-mouth.mp3">Smash Mouth (Let Me Smell Your Breath)</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/turtle-rock/thermodynamics.mp3">Thermodynamics</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="april-fools" class="album"> <h3>April Fools</h3> April Fools show at the Josephine w/ Cock & Swan and the movies of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/sospunwespunwest">So Spun We Spun West</a>. Highlights according to Garrett: "Bleedly profusely like Sid Vicious, realizing in an instant that there is no way I am a hunter/gatherer, putting the Hanna Montana guitar in the recycling trash can and shaking it around while cranked up really loud and splashing beer everywhere, breaking three fuses, being awkward on stage and playing of the theme that we should really be done now, playing the drums with my Converse". <ul> <li><a href="mp3/april-fools/april-fools.mp3">April Fools</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="boredom" class="album"> <h3>Notes on Boredom</h3> Live on Hollow Earth Radio during Rachel's birthday radio show. Playing around with space, being obnoxious, not having anything to say, being awkard, boring you. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/notes-on-boredom/North-Wind-(Karl-Blau-Cover).mp3">North Wind (Karl Blau Cover)</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/notes-on-boredom/Did-You-Brake-That.mp3">Did You Brake That?</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/notes-on-boredom/Nintendo-64-Teenage-Riot.mp3">Nintendo 64 Teenage Riot</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/notes-on-boredom/Automatic-Pilot.mp3">Automatic Pilot</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/notes-on-boredom/I-BELIEVE-IN-NOTHING.mp3">I BELIEVE IN NOTHING</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/notes-on-boredom/Kinda-Like-Spitting-on-Kinda-Like Spitting.mp3">Kinda Like Spitting on Kinda Like Spitting</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/notes-on-boredom/Woody-guts-dry.mp3">Woody guts-dry</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/notes-on-boredom/Full-On-Hissy-Fit.mp3">Full On Hissy Fit</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/notes-on-boredom/What-Is-The-Function-Of-Boredom-In Art_.mp3">What Is The Function Of Boredom In Art?</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="beowulf" class="album"> <h3>Epic Like Beowulf</h3> March 28th, 2010 performance at New Crompton. First in an experiment to improvise music using <a href="http://chatroulette.com">chatroulette.com</a> as a springboard. The whole night had chatroulette going for all the other bands but once we took the stage the internet cut out. Ah well, we're doing it again on April 1st. Garrett has a post about this show on his blog here <a href="http://www.boontdusties.com/journal/2010/03/29/my-printer-broke-and-chat-roulette/">boontdusties.com</a>, including some videos and pictures.<br/><p/> This night we played w/ Rachel, Matt Fu, Jared, Kenny, Garrett & Kaz. Some girls after the show who had their hands in their ears during the set said it sounded like  acidic noise rage . Some dude reciting Robert Frost poems after the show said we sounded  Epic Like Beowulf and/or something  Starring Crispin Glover . Alright. <br/><p/> The AM Radio 530 recording was done on the drive home from the show. On the way there Garrett turned on the AM Radio and cranked the volume all the way up on a channel that was not getting any signal. We all rolled down the windows and let it blare out the car. On the drive home we recorded a bit trying to sing along with it. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/beowulf/beowulf.mp3">Epic Like Beowulf - Full Show</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/beowulf/AM_RADIO_530.mp3">AM Radio 530</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="Midlife" class="album"> <h3>Middle of A Midlife Crisis</h3> Live set at the 2010 Hollow Earth Radio Magma Festival "grunge" night opening for such acts as The Thrown Ups, Tom Price & Friends, Sleepy Workers, Al Larsen, Human Skab, Butts, Rich Jensen & Alex Kostelnik. Players: Jake, Kaz, Garrett, Rachel, Jared, Erin, Zack, Kenny. Kieko joined the group as a dancer and spirited percussionist. Listen for the giant chain link fence that Zack destroyed a saxaphone against. We're all gimmick kids. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/grunge/midlife.mp3">Middle of A Midlife Crisis</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="blackmold" class="album"> <h3>Black Mold</h3> Live set at the New Crompton, Feb 25, 2010. Starring Bunker Kaziu, Rachel, Kenny, Garrett, Jake Fiolek. Featuring new performances by Matt Fu playing in his room during the set, Jared Harkness,Erin Birgy, Jonathan IJustMetHimForTheFirstTime, & Katherine for a short bit. An exorcism to remove the black mold that had at one time tried to consume the house. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/newcrompfeb252010/blackmold.mp3">Black Mold</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="busyman" class="album"> <h3>Busy Man</h3> Another impromptu Rachel/Garrett sesh. Highlight is when Amber & Kenny call in. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/busyman/busyman.mp3">Busy Man</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/busyman/whine-glasses.mp3">Whine Glasses</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="guests" class="album"> <h3>Unwelcome Houseguests</h3> Everyone's on this. A bottle of wine. Scaring people who came over to visit. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/unwelcome/unwelcome-houseguests.mp3">Unwelcome Houseguests</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/unwelcome/my-leg-fell-asleep.mp3">My Leg Fell Asleep</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="bitethefurniture" class="album"> <h3>Bite the Furniture (Miscommunication)</h3> Therapy session. Rachel/Garrett. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/bitethefurniture/bite-the-furniture.mp3">Bite the Furniture (Miscommunication)</a> </li> </ul> </div> <div id="limitless" class="album"> <h3>Limitless Desert</h3> This is just some night with just Rachel & Garrett. Rachel learns she can rock the drums and Garrett explores extreme detuning of guitar and simultaneous bugle playing. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/limitless/limitless-desert.mp3">Limitless Desert</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/limitless/holding-me-by-the-hair.mp3">Holding Me By The Hair</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="first-world-problems" class="album"> <h3>First World Problems - Live At The Josephine, December 9, 2009</h3> First real show. Zack is sick and can't play. Kenjob joins the band that night on trumpet and drums. We can't tell if we're making fun of noise bands or not. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/first-world-problems/first-world-problems.mp3">First World Problems - Live At The Josephine, December 9, 2009</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="slow-jamz" class="album"> <h3>Slow Jamz</h3> First time w/ Jake before show the next night. For some reason everyone was really somber and mellow. My Printer Broke at its emo-core heart. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/slow-jamz/cupcake.mp3">Hey Seattle, Why Don't You Open Another Cupcake Shop?</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/slow-jamz/dental.mp3">Mexican Dental Care</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/slow-jamz/Telemarketr.mp3">Telemarketr</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="fuckyoupizzaguy" class="album"> <h3>Fuck You Pizza Guy Sessions</h3> So after a <a href="http://hollowearthradio.org">Hollow Earth Radio</a> dj meetup, Garrett ended up ridiculously intoxicated & started inviting half of Capital Hill to play in a new stupid band. Rachel & Kaz showed up the next week for 'pratice'. This night was sort of marred by a really shitty pizza delivery guy who acted like a big dick when he dropped off a pizza for Zack. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/fuckyoupizzaguy/fuckyoupizzaguy.mp3">Fuck You, Pizza Guy</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/fuckyoupizzaguy/its-too-loud.mp3">It's Too Loud</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/fuckyoupizzaguy/ramones-bakery.mp3">Ramones Bakery</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/fuckyoupizzaguy/santas-sleighbells.mp3">Santas Sleighbells Ring, Making Spirits Bright</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/fuckyoupizzaguy/earplugs.mp3">Shoulda Brought Earplugs</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/fuckyoupizzaguy/something-really-loud.mp3">Something Really Loud</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/fuckyoupizzaguy/spin-cycle.mp3">Spin Cycle</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/fuckyoupizzaguy/watch-out.mp3">Watch Out, 7 Year Bitch</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="firecracker" class="album"> <h3>Firecracker, Firecracker!</h3> I believe this is the first time Zack and Garrett played together on their own. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/firecracker/i-need-a-sandwich.mp3">I need a sandwich</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/firecracker/tom-sawyer.mp3">Tom Sawyer Painting The Gates Of Hell</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/firecracker/moon-eye.mp3">When The Moon Hits Your Eye</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/firecracker/low-road.mp3">The Low Road</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/firecracker/lasso.mp3">Lasso</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/firecracker/firecracker.mp3">Firecracker, Firecracker!</a></li> <li><a href="mp3/firecracker/dynasty.mp3">Dynasty</a></li> </ul> </div> <div id="time-is" class="album"> <h3>Time Is When It Tells Time</h3> This was recorded for the Ball of Wax audio quarterly as part of an experiment to create a 2 minute single in a genre you didn't feel completely comfortable with. Garrett decided to try to play with terrible distortion. For the Ball of Wax show My Printer Broke, played with a spontaneous cast of people who were already on stage and were 'taught' the 'song' seconds before playing it. <ul> <li><a href="mp3/timeis/time-is-when-it-tells-time.mp3">Time Is When It Tells Time - (From Ball of Wax 2 Minute Singles) </a></li> <li><a href="mp3/timeis/time-is-when-it-tells-time-live.mp3">Time Is When It Tells Time - Live from Ball of Wax </a> </ul> </div> </div> </div> </body> </html>